USPTO trademark

TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T

RegisteredUSPTOWord and designClass 35

"TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T" is a word and design mark owned by Julia E. Hubbel, filed at the USPTO on April 14, 2025. It is registered and covers class 35 (Advertising and Business).

Official USPTO record
TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T trademark as filed
As filed with the USPTO
Status
Registered
Since June 30, 2026
Filed
April 14, 2025
Registered
June 30, 2026
Expires
Not recorded
Application no.
99136814
Registration no.
8328735
Office
USPTO
United States Patent and Trademark Office
Mark type
Word and design
1 class
Ownership

Who owns TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T

The owner and representative on file with the office.

Owner

Julia E. Hubbel

Eugene, United States

Representative

David N. Schachter

SchachterLaw, PC

Goods and services

What the mark covers

The products and services TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T is filed for, grouped by Nice class.

  • Influencer marketing services; Promoting the goods and services of others through influencers; Marketing services in the nature of promotion of third-party goods and services by social media influencers

History

What has happened so far

Steps recorded by the USPTO, newest first.

  1. Notice of registration confirmation emailed
  2. Registered-principal register
  3. Notice of acceptance of statement of use e-mailed
  4. Allowed principal register - sou accepted
  5. Statement of use processing complete
  6. Use amendment filed
  7. Teas statement of use received
  8. Noa e-mailed - sou required from applicant
  9. Official gazette publication confirmation e-mailed
  10. Published for opposition

7 earlier steps on the official record.

FAQ

About TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T

Who owns the trademark "TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T"?

The USPTO trademark "TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T" (application 99136814) is owned by Julia E. Hubbel.

What is the status of "TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T"?

Its status at the USPTO is: registered.

When was "TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T" registered?

It was registered on June 30, 2026.

API

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  • GET/v1/trademarks/{id}

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  • GET/v1/trademarks/{id}/events

    Every step in the office history

  • GET/v1/proceedings?trademark_id={id}

    Oppositions and cancellations against the mark

GET /v1/trademarks/{id}
ID=tm_019d2aad-2fa1-7411-91a8-1e151ff6dd7a
curl https://api.signa.so/v1/trademarks/$ID \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer $SIGNA_API_KEY"
Response
{
  "id": "tm_019d2aad-2fa1-7411-91a8-1e151ff6dd7a",
  "object": "trademark",
  "mark_text": "TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T",
  "status": {
    "primary": "active",
    "stage": "registered"
  },
  "office_code": "US",
  "application_number": "99136814",
  "filing_date": "2025-04-14",
  "nice_classes": [
    35
  ],
  "owners": [
    {
      "name": "Julia E. Hubbel",
      "entity_id": null
    }
  ]
}