USPTO trademark

NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”

RegisteredUSPTOWord markClass 44

"NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”" is a word mark owned by Zen Massage Franchising, Inc., filed at the USPTO on April 17, 2025. It is registered and covers class 44 (Medical, Beauty, and Agricultural).

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Official USPTO record
NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!” trademark as filed
As filed with the USPTO
Status
Registered
Since December 2, 2025
Filed
April 17, 2025
Registered
December 2, 2025
Expires
Not recorded
Application no.
99143289
Registration no.
8049211
Office
USPTO
United States Patent and Trademark Office
Mark type
Word mark
1 class
Ownership

Who owns NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”

The owner and representative on file with the office.

Owner

Zen Massage Franchising, Inc.

Cornelius, United States

Representative

Susan Meyer

Ub Greensfelder, LLP

Goods and services

What the mark covers

The products and services NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!” is filed for, grouped by Nice class.

History

What has happened so far

Steps recorded by the USPTO, newest first.

  1. Notice of registration confirmation emailed
  2. Registered-principal register
  3. Official gazette publication confirmation e-mailed
  4. Published for opposition
  5. Notification of notice of publication e-mailed
  6. Approved for pub - principal register
  7. Assigned to examiner
  8. New application office supplied data entered
  9. Application filing receipt mailed
  10. New application entered
FAQ

About NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”

Who owns the trademark "NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”"?

The USPTO trademark "NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”" (application 99143289) is owned by Zen Massage Franchising, Inc.

What is the status of "NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”"?

Its status at the USPTO is: registered.

When was "NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”" registered?

It was registered on December 2, 2025.

API

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  • GET/v1/trademarks/{id}

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GET /v1/trademarks/{id}
ID=tm_019d2ab1-0584-756d-a3ef-861346915f57
curl https://api.signa.so/v1/trademarks/$ID \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer $SIGNA_API_KEY"
Response
{
  "id": "tm_019d2ab1-0584-756d-a3ef-861346915f57",
  "object": "trademark",
  "mark_text": "NO CONTRACTS NO MEMBERSHIP FEES JUST “AHHH…!”",
  "status": {
    "primary": "active",
    "stage": "registered"
  },
  "office_code": "US",
  "application_number": "99143289",
  "filing_date": "2025-04-17",
  "nice_classes": [
    44
  ],
  "owners": [
    {
      "name": "Zen Massage Franchising, Inc.",
      "entity_id": null
    }
  ]
}